If you're looking for eloquence or even remotely plausible reasoning, look elsewhere... This should probably be titled "Reasons to avoid me today" instead.

~ I slept until 3 yesterday and felt like I could have slept all day through till this morning.
~ Last night reasons, cut for TMI, but still, reasons...
~ I woke up on time this morning, but didn't get in the shower until 15-20 minutes late because Kolin wouldn't get out of the bathroom.
~ More than one stupid company didn't cancel subscriptions they were supposed to, so our account is overdraft and I had to cancel an order for Christmas stuff.
~ I finally got into the bathroom to realize I am officially heavier than I have ever been before. Granted, it's only by about half a pound, but at this point, the fact that it tips the number up one is enough.
~ I have been breaking out like crazy for the past week or so, and got into the shower to realize my face wash was apparently filled with water. It must have run out and whoever used it last tried to put water in it to get the last little bit out. And didn't throw it out. Or tell me. And of course, no one is admitting to it.
~ I get out of the shower and realize that because of the weight thing, NONE of my clothes fit me right. Also, half of my clothes are dirty, so today I'm wearing jeans that are too tight and a white short sleeved sweater that's thin enough to show the bulge around the waist of my pants, and the contours of my stomach/belly button underneath. Hot.
~ I tell Jason to leave and get Kolin to school and I'll drive myself to work. He doesn't, and waits for me, so I can't get my hair to look even decent, not to mention good, cause I have to rush because he can't be as late as I can.
~ I get into work, and call Hollywood Tans at 8:55, not sure of when they were opening, to discuss the fact that they are one of the companies that didn't process the cancellation like they should have. Note that I haven't USED my membership since early May, but you have to cancel in person, which is inconvenient enough that it took me six months to cancel. The bitch that answered snapped at me that they weren't open yet. I asked when they opened, and why she answered if they weren't able to help me. She snapped again saying she thought it was her boss calling. I asked what time her boss would be in, and she snapped AGAIN, even MORE rudely, that her boss lived in Boston. I asked when the store manager would be in and their name, and she gave me the info and hung up on me.
~ I realized that the Expense Report that I submitted THREE WEEKS ago still hasn't been paid out. There's another $60 that could be helping either a) Christmas shopping or b) the overdraft situation.
~ Jason, as usual, took my mood personally, and is playing pity party which just frustrates me more.


So now I'm at work, in clothes that don't fit, feeling bloated and disgusting, breaking out all over my face, no money, and with pretty much no work to do. Remind me again why I couldn't just be in bed today?